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Fake plastic pun-laden album-dropping headlines

03 Oct 2007

karma_police.jpg Only Thom Yorke can properly express the disillusionment generated by his recent headlines.

I didn’t really notice that I had an AM station on my car radio while I was driving home tonight … until I heard a CBS News announcer say this:

Well, those looking to escape the “Karma Police” have their chance … the band Radiohead is asking fans to …

And you probably know the rest of the story, despite head-scratching lines like that. It’s cheesy and kind of sad, yet somehow not the worst one out there! Inspired Sickly fascinated, I ventured into the relevance-clutching music journalism (and blogging!) to see if there was anything even better worse. Here’s the bounty: